I am so excited for autumn because the weather starts getting a little chillier and the leaves change colors and there are pumpkins everywhere and Halloween marathons on television and lots of candy and cute knit sweaters and boots and pumpkin pie and warm cocoa I’m so excited
*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*
"you were right"
my only talent is not being in a relationship
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
oh my god
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:
- i say things that make zero sense
- i say the random things that come to mind
- i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
- i use dumb emoticons
the worst thing ever is when you can feel someone getting bored with you
I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via forebidden)