(Source: macejica)
(Source: macejica)
no people
let’s be smart and bring it off
Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?!
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I doodled a thing. [x]
my dash is just a battle between confused whovians and europeans
what about cofused european whovians
Chatting with Tumblr user ‘pizza’s mother.
I have connections!!!
oh my god don’t talk to her about tumblr
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
All in a day’s work
*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
While on my trip to Mexico I saw this priceless gem
I couldn’t sleep so
this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
(Source: iraffiruse)
This picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY
Look at this dog. this dog is so unbelievably happy with seven fucking carrots and a damn ball of meat. Why can’t I be as happy as this dog?
(Source: redsuspenders)