Anonymous asked:

I bite my ice cream

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moonibinbon:
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that’s a circle of hell no one should descend to
ice cream is food and should be bitten
ExCUSE ME it is a SOLID LIQUID and should be consumed as a combination of drinking and biting known as licking. Thank you very much.
discuss
what madness have you brought down on us
Wait what if you slurp your ice cream?
I use my lips to eat ice cream. It’s like the motion of the “QUE-” in the word ‘QUESTIONS’ in ‘Why You Asking All Them Questions’, but in reverse. It’s like using my lips as a pair of little outside-tongues.
one of my friends once deep-throated her ice cream cone
please never say that again
Reblog for ice cream discourse
finally a post for me.. im not sure if you can really bite ice cream on a bowl since ya scoop it with a spoon but i bite ice cream when on a cone and i also bite popsicles

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Old people find out how to use the Internet thanks to their millennial kids and then bully millennials kids

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I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows

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I wonder how many (“me”)’s this crazy shit got
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mogifire:
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When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home
I am so impressed
this is the best one

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kaijuno:
Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.
update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie
update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY
do u see the horsies
I’VE FOUND BUNNIES
okay okay now i’ve found dogs
This is the most innocent hack ever

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